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Your Weekly Horoscope by The Astro Twins

By on March 23, 2020
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Your Weekly Overview March 23rd – March 29th, 2020

The week begins with a Code Orange intensity alert as aggressive Mars and furtive Pluto meet up at the same degree of Capricorn. There’s nothing light and fluffy about the tete-a-tete (or top secret, back room meeting) of Monday, March 23. With both planets in goal-driven, power-hungry Capricorn, we could see people throwing their weight around—and the power struggle could get vicious. Capricorn is the sign of authority; it rules governments and banks and is also associated with father figures. We can only imagine what the world news will bring this week—and here’s hoping it doesn’t get any nastier, because neither Mars nor Pluto are above a low blow. But on a positive note, we could see some truly heroic shows of strength emerging. Mars is also associated with the masculine force, so his merger with alchemical Pluto in Capricorn (the “feminine” zodiac sign that is also associated with the patriarchy) could continue to transform the archaic gender roles that trap both women AND men in ancient, outmoded boxes.

Are you feeling overwhelmed about how to find your place in this strange new world? Clarity returns with a boom-snap-pop ( ! ) on Tuesday, March 24, at 5:28 AM EST, with the year’s only new moon in Aries. In many ways, this lunar lift is like a ribbon-cutting ceremony for our freshest, most out-of-the-box ideas. Trot them out and see what kind of response you get. Or just recommit to living life by your own design. Where have you been letting fear keep you paralyzed? Under the influence of audacious, independent Aries, you’ll feel emboldened to take a chance. Look ahead to October 1 when the corresponding Aries full moon will illuminate the skies. That’s the harvest date for the springtime seeds you plant near Tuesday. Pro tip: Keep the focus on personal goals that benefit “me, myself and I.” (It’s not selfish, it’s self-loving—especially during Aries season!) Your passion project could yield the bumper crop of prosperity six months from now and you’ll have so much to share with everyone.

On Friday and Saturday, glamorous, amorous Venus in Taurus gets into a dynamic dance with Jupiter, then Pluto, both in Capricorn. Get ready for a huge heart-opening or a sudden, undeniable realization about a romantic attraction. With risk-taker Jupiter pouring on the truth serum, these amorous feelings should not be left bottled up—unless, of course, blurting out an “I’m so into you” could bring drama and disruption to people’s lives. The only downside of Jupiter is that it can make us leap before we look and not consider all the facets of a situation, particularly the ones that require some troubleshooting. Fortunately, Jupiter is in Capricorn and Venus is in Taurus, both grounded earth signs, so we’re likely to have our feet planted on terra firma, even if our heads are in the clouds and stars are in our eyes. Besides that, Pluto’s furtive energy could make your enjoyment of this connection a delicious secret. Or maybe it’s time you talked directly to bae about all the things you do (and don’t) appreciate about ’em, instead of only revealing your truth to your best friends. ‘Fess up!

 

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