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Your Weekly Horoscope by The Astro Twins

By on May 28, 2018
The Astro Twins

Your Weekly Overview May 28th – June 3rd, 2018

Hitch your wagon to an Airstream trailer! (Then go and hitch THAT vehicle to a star.) This Tuesday, May 29 marks the year’s only full moon in Sagittarius, the zodiac’s most intrepid voyager. Surf the travel blogs and commune with your inner nomad. If you could go anywhere on the planet, where would you drop your next pin? Would you backpack through the Patagonian glaciers and lagoons? Dance to the beat of djembe drums in Ghana? Festival-hop through the good old USA? Wherever your internal compass points you, start researching in earnest. You might turn up enough compelling evidence to hit “book now” on Expedia before the week is through. And while there’s nothing quite so expansive or eye-opening as a sojourn beyond state or national borders, this might not be an immediate option. Besides, wherever you go, there you are—even if you DO discover new aspects of your personality when they are mirrored by the influence of diverse cultures. Find a way to journey this week. You could travel in the figurative sense by joining a mind-blowing book club, signing up for an online workshop (with an overseas teacher, even!) or meditating with a shamanic track playing in the background. This full moon also blesses teachers and entrepreneurs. Time to launch that workshop or beta-test your latest product! You may get those genius ideas to market sooner than you think.

On Wednesday, voluble Mercury throws a homecoming rager as he zooms into Gemini until June 12. Talk about a double shot of articulation! Wordplay could be foreplay during this two-week cycle. Intellectual repartee and clever banter will be the ultimate glue for kindred spirits. There’s no time like the present to get going on that memoir, launch a podcast or step up to the open mic and slay! Keep your radar up for a soul twin. Dynamic duos FTW!

As the week winds down, love planet Venus in Cancer sashays into the starring role, making two proactive interplanetary connections (120-degree trines) on Friday and Saturday. First up is a tantalizing tango with Jupiter in Scorpio that could turn brewing chemistry into an exothermic explosion of lust and intimacy. If your “private dancer” is someone you’ve shared a bed with for years, lean in to Jupiter’s wanderlust and switch up the scenery. A night at an Airbnb or staycation at a local boutique hotel can set the stage for spicy pillow talk and postgame planning for your long-range future. While you might not be able to take every one of these ideas to the bank, it will be fun to fantasize about what your relationship COULD possibly be. Single peeps will feel more like romantic risk takers with Friday’s Venus-Jupiter trine. Cross-cultural connections will be blessed by the red-spotted planet. Break from type and you could be oh-so-pleasantly surprised!

Then, on Saturday, Venus will nuzzle with dreamy Neptune in Pisces—the second “water trine” of the week. Fantasies could become reality…only to shape-shift back into fantasies again. But this is one of those weekends when embracing the moment can bring a memorable one-off that is SO worth it—even if it IS just a temporary thing. Under this soothsaying starmap, seek out the intersection of spirituality and decadence. Maybe you’ll bliss out on raw chocolate at a heart-opening cacao ceremony as you elevate to the frequency of love. Or how about a vibrational sound healing or yoga meditation with gongs? If you don’t live in an area that offers such things, create a loving gathering of your own. Invite friends over for a poetry party where you each read a favorite ode or meet up to make vision boards and share a potluck meal. Of course, there’s no need to skip a festive Saturday night! Venus IS the soiree queen and Neptune the lord of the dance. Slip on those ballet flats and paint the town holographic crimson.

 

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