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Your Weekly Horoscope by The Astro Twins

By on October 31, 2016
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Your Weekly Overview October 31st – November 6th:

Without fail, Halloween has always provided the perfect excuse to raise a hemline, lower a neckline, and rock those curve-clinging numbers. Maybe it’s because the haunted holiday always falls during #ScorpioSeason, the most seductive time of year. And doubly so in 2016: On Monday the 31st, both the Sun AND moon are simmering in the Scorpion’s den, multiplying the minx factor exponentially. One day earlier, Sunday the 30th there was a new moon in Scorpio, which did wonders to arouse the global libido. Keep those scintillating vibes going with a sultry celebration. (Will it be tricks or treats…or a combo platter of both? Meow!) But while Scorpio energy is known to enchant, this is hardly a “no strings attached” vibe. Make sure you’re ready for an immortal connection before you let that vampire sink those teeth into your soul. Jealousy and intensity will also linger in the air—don’t stray too far from your werewolf pack! Scorpio season can also lure us towards danger, so resist the temptation to go bobbing for bad apples. The trouble just won’t be worth the thrill.

On Tuesday, the Scorpio Sun will form a lucky trine (120-degree angle) to enchanted Neptune in Pisces—an event that is happening once annually as Neptune tours Pisces from 2012-2026. This magic-making transit will lend a fairy-tale quality to the week, filling us all with promise and possibility. A Sun-Neptune trine can bring a sense of wide-eyed wonder—so much so that we’re quick to drop our guards. But has enough trust actually been established to lower the drawbridge like that? Boundaries can dissolve a little too quickly under these skies—and it’s easy to get suckered by a smooth sales pitch. Neptune is the planet of fantasy and illusion while the Sun governs our egos. Open-heartedness is great; gullibility is not. The person with the most swagger could steal all the toys while casting a spell on us. Follow the fact checkers, not the fantasy! And hey, maybe that “too good to be true” opportunity will check out as totally legit—the Sun-Neptune trine CAN usher in miracle just as often as it can pull the wool over our eyes. Just run the background checks before making a final call.

With the Presidential election just one week away, the candidates need to bring a burst of solar-powered confidence along with the Neptunian charm. The Sun governs leadership, and now’s the time for them to play up all their wins to the hilt. A bright, radiant and positive energy can work wonders—so here’s hoping they can keep smiling even if teeth are gritting all the while. Neptune’s dreamy allure can certainly sway a vote, but it’s going to be hard to know what’s true or false. (Again…bring in the fact checkers.) The Sun beaming through foggy Neptune can be like a smoke machine, obscuring our views. It’s easy to zone out and forget basic things like signing your ballot (a must to make it valid) or confirming which polling booth is the right one for your zip code. Don’t leave those important details up to chance. Your vote counts! And if you’re still on the fence in this polarized election, peruse Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump’s astrology charts right here on our site.

 

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